childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via crystallized-teardrops)

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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(via covocal)

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

(via youmakemegoasdfghjkltjsl)

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